would marry Hugh Jackman right now
Like I’m 99% sure he’s the hottest man over 40 on the entire planet..
Plus he looks good in literally everything..
Plus he has an amazing ass.
Plus he’s freakin Wolverine.
Plus he’s Australian.
I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them. When a coworker shows me cute pictures of her dog, I struggle to respond correctly, like an autistic person who has been taught to recognize human emotions from flash cards. In short, I am the worst.
Tina Fey, Bossypants (via ms-wonder)