Dear Hugh, you look totally hot on that horse. And thanks for wearing a hard hat, but the harness looks like it needs adjusting. By which I mean that hard hat has been rendered ineffective because apparently nobody thought it might be smart to actually adjust it to your head. It’s okay, I’m sure the film had a really good life insurance policy for you.

Hugh Jackman practicing his riding to prepare for his part inBaz Luhrmann’s Australia.

That first sentence though ^^